Natalie Goldberg’s book The True Secret of Writing, like many of her other books, talks about the relationship of Zen meditation practice to writing. Reading it recently reminded me of a favorite Zen story not in the book, this:
The eager student seeks out the Zen Master and at last is able to get a meeting with him. “Master, please, tell me how long it will take to achieve enlightenment.”
The teacher replies, “Twenty years.”
“Twenty years? No, no, you don’t understand. I am going to follow your instructions to the letter, I have a will of iron, I will meditate every day for as long as necessary, twice as long, I will not stray nor will I rest until I achieve enlightenment.”
“In that case,” says the teacher, “Forty years.”
I laughed right out loud! Terrific, Jack! And so TRUE! Thanks for a good laugh! Sincerely, Donna Elliott
Thanks, Donna. Reading stories about the classic Zen teachers makes me realize how absolutely hilarious and absolutely frightening they were.