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Fruits and vegetables looking suspiciously like deli meats.
Which recalls the old Abe Lincoln aphorism:
“Question: If you call a sheep’s tail a leg, how many legs does a sheep have?
Answer: Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg.”
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Someone attributed that joke to Abe Lincoln… but, who knows?
For the comedy scholars, we might note a resemblance to the Jewish mother joke whose punchline goes, “By me you’re a captain, by your father you’re a captain, but by a captain, you’re no captain.”
Lol!