If You Call A Sheep’s Tail A Leg, It’s Still A Leg

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Fruits and vegetables looking suspiciously like deli meats.

Which recalls the old Abe Lincoln aphorism:

“Question: If you call a sheep’s tail a leg, how many legs does a sheep have?

Answer: Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg.”

Gerritsen Avenue

Brooklyn, New York

The Seven Words You Mustn’t Say

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Despite the President’s use of the F-bomb Friday on the Limbaugh radio show, we here at ShalBlog® Industries have long taken heed of the fines and the sanctions that can be imposed on a broadcaster who allows the use of any of The Seven Dirty Words on the air, an FCC ruling which was upheld against WBAI by the Supreme Court in 1978.

As a constant reminder of the Seven Dirty Words to staff, the Second Executive Vice-President For Communications and Signage at ShalBlog® Industries has taken swift action to post the proper signage in ShalBlog® Radio’s Master Control room.

We thank him for his foresight and swift action.

Say What?

I don’t ever post anonymous Facebook memes on this blog, but desperate times require desperate measures. I don’t think anything else quite captures it.

Haiku Cycle

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Curbside Haiku by John Morse

Eastern Parkway,

Brooklyn, New York

Not Who I Thought It Was…

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Eastern Parkway

Brooklyn, New York

Artist: Deborah Kass

 

Crossroads

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Prospect Park Southwest

Brooklyn, New York

A Gull Who Reads Neither English Nor Spanish

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Prospect Park

Brooklyn, New York